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Welcome.txt
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Token.xls
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Memes.bmp
PFP Maker.exe
Rewards.url
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The Lore.doc
Welcome to $CLIPPY — Notepad
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Welcome to $CLIPPY

Join the Clippy movement, a protest against AI overreach and manipulative monetization. $CLIPPY honours Clippy's legacy and supports the original creator, Kevan Atteberry.

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📎 $CLIPPY — The OG AI Assistant • Before ChatGPT there was Clippy • 0% Tax • LP Burned • Contract Renounced • Now on Ethereum • 📎 $CLIPPY — The OG AI Assistant • Before ChatGPT there was Clippy • 0% Tax • LP Burned • Contract Renounced • Now on Ethereum •
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The Legend of Clippy — Microsoft Word
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The Legend of Clippy

From Microsoft Office to the Blockchain

1997 — Microsoft introduces Clippit ("Clippy"), an animated paperclip assistant in Office 97. He pops up uninvited: "It looks like you're writing a letter. Would you like help?"

2001 — Clippy becomes the most loved AND hated software mascot in history. Microsoft holds a mock "firing" campaign.

2007 — Officially removed from Office. The internet mourns. Memes are born.

2023 — AI takes over the world. ChatGPT, Gemini, Claude... but none of them have eyebrows like Clippy.

2026 — $CLIPPY launches on Ethereum. The OG AI assistant returns. Not as software — as a movement. 📎

Before the AI hype, before the chatbots, before the language models... there was a paperclip that just wanted to help.
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Token.xls — Microsoft Excel
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Tokenomics

$CLIPPY is powered by Uniswap V4 hooks. Creator fees from every trade are directed to Kevan Atteberry, the original designer of Clippy — honouring the legacy that big tech tried to erase.

Token Details

NameClippy
Ticker$CLIPPY
NetworkEthereum
DEXUniswap V4
Tax0/0
LPBurned

Creator Rewards

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Address
🌐 https://clippy.win/how-to-buy

How to Buy

🔰 Step 1: Get a Wallet
Download MetaMask, Rabby, or Coinbase Wallet. Create your Ethereum wallet.

💰 Step 2: Get ETH
Buy ETH on Coinbase, Binance, or any exchange. Send it to your wallet.

🔄 Step 3: Swap for $CLIPPY
Go to Uniswap, paste the $CLIPPY contract address, and swap your ETH.

🎯 Step 4: HODL
Diamond hands. Let Clippy guide your portfolio. 📎

⚠️ Pro Tips:
• Set slippage to 1-3%
• Always verify the contract address
• Never share your seed phrase (not even with Clippy)
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Join the Office

The $CLIPPY Community

📎 The Clippy Army is assembling.

We are the OGs. We remember Alt+F4. We remember Ctrl+Z before it was cool. We remember when AI was a paperclip with googly eyes.

Join us across every platform:

🐦 Twitter/X — Daily memes, alpha, and Clippy wisdom
✈️ Telegram — 24/7 chat with the community
📊 DEXScreener — Live charts and trading data
🔧 DEXTools — Advanced trading analytics
🦄 Uniswap — Swap ETH for $CLIPPY
📡 Etherscan — Verify the contract yourself

"It looks like you're trying to join a community. Would you like help with that?"
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Clippy Quotes

"The paperclip remembers."

📎 "It looks like you're trying to make it. Would you like help with that?"

📎 "I see you're checking the charts again. May I suggest touching grass?"

📎 "You've been holding for 3 minutes. That's what we call diamond hands."

📎 "It looks like you're writing FUD. Would you like me to delete that?"

📎 "Error 404: Sell button not found."

📎 "I notice you haven't told your friends about $CLIPPY yet. Shall I send them a message?"

📎 "Congratulations! You've been promoted from Intern to Paper Clip."
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Size & Rotation

100%

Pro Tips

Shortcuts: R randomize, C clear. Drag items on canvas to move!

400x400 PNG • Layers stacked in order
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Live Creator Rewards

Every $CLIPPY trade pays Kevan Atteberry directly via Uniswap V4 hooks.

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Chart Coming Soon

$CLIPPY is launching on Uniswap V4.

Once live, the price chart will appear here automatically.

Network: Ethereum
DEX: Uniswap V4
Status: ⏳ Pending Launch
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The Lore of Clippy — Notepad
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The Clippy PFP Movement

Also known as "Change Your Profile Picture to Clippy" / The Clippy Cult

About

The Clippy PFP Movement is an online movement started by YouTuber and consumer rights activist Louis Rossmann to stand against unethical conduct by technology companies — like personal data sales, data mining for AI training programs, unnecessary censorship and more — by changing your profile picture to an image of the infamous Microsoft Office Assistant, Clippy.

History

On August 7th, 2025, Louis Rossmann posted a video titled "Change your profile picture to clippy. I'm serious," garnering over 2 million views in four days.

In the video, Rossmann talks about how Meta allegedly keeps track of when teen girls delete selfies, then serves those girls beauty ads. He compares this to the 2001 case "United States v. Microsoft Corp" over bundling Internet Explorer with Windows.

Rossmann recalls how Microsoft would give a "free" copy of Office with Clippy if you upgraded an old Dell computer. He says: "Unlike Facebook, who is trying to profit off of young girls that feel suicidal, Clippy wanted to help." He points out that Clippy never tried to sell your information to third parties.

Louis Rossmann's Call to Action

"If you're tired of companies changing the terms of the sale after the sale, change your profile picture to Clippy."

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